Cheryl: Later on tonight we’re gonna go down to the beach. Er, Malibu beach, which will be absolutely amazing other than the fact that Britney might rear her head… She was in Malibu last night, she was at Nobu! I was so annoyed. We could have gone! I’m gonna kidnap her. Bring her back home, smuggle her in. Send her to the gym, do her hair… No I am! I’ve got a plot. Look after her, be her friend… Come on Britney, let’s talk.
Sarah: And I like my hair! Like a woman.
Cheryl: Well, I would hope you wouldn’t look like a man!
Sarah: Is there anybody with us in this corridor, now? Friendly?
find all what? i made them! i watch the videos, write out the scripts then i get the screen captures and put them together. it doesn’t take THAT long but it does in bulk.
Sarah: My legs were covered in bruises then, they had to airbrush them out.
Cheryl: Why?
Sarah: I dunno.
Cheryl: …Just woke up with bruises?
Sarah: No, I’m always getting bruised. I bruise like a-
Both: -Peach!
